yesterday i fell off a chair in an extreme way and my butt is totally blue and the back of my leg totally massacred….today i totally ate it while crossing the street and my knee was bleeding hardcore through my tights….THEN i  stepped on a big piece of glass AND THEN dropped two cans of soda, one after the other onto my big toe, the same toe ….while in whole foods and i also dropped two yogurts. public yogurt dropping. WHAT IS GOING ON!!?